Elephant Humidifier...

that doesn't really look much like an elephant at all.

The Deodorant Crystal

Effective? Kinda. It worked well for about the first two weeks. After that I started smelling like BO immediately after I put it on. So, I smelled the crystal and sure enough IT smelled like BO. Weird. Now every time I go to use it I have to wash it off with a bar of soap first. More trouble than it's worth? You decide.